Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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