Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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