i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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