is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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