Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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