Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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