This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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