belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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