So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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