I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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