I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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