Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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