We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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