I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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