What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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