The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
ttyl tear gas
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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