We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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