yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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