So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm having to shit out rocks
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