we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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