why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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