We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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