There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
