You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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