with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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