Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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