dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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