How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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