Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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