I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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