Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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