There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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