can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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