my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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