Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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