It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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