Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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