This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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