I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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