Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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