If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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