i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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