the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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