Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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