We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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