I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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