at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
