Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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