great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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