Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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