i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I party with great urgency now.
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